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		<title>World Travel Plans Inspired by Rube Goldberg in 32 Steps</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 21:30:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To travel the world. Many people say they would like to travel the world, but in actuality few do. The conventional media knows not everyone can, for various reasons. They know we as consumers are all to eager to snap up the little morsels of &#8216;secret getaways&#8217;, tips on quite hidden gems, or deals of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>To travel the world.  Many people say they would like to travel the world, but in actuality few do.  The conventional media knows not everyone can, for various reasons. They know we as consumers are all to eager to snap up the little morsels of &#8216;secret getaways&#8217;, tips on quite hidden gems, or deals of any kind.  So month after month we gather them up.  Tucking all of the tips into our little mental folders of &#8216;someday&#8217; or &#8216;if only&#8217; for the day that we have worked for all of our lives.  To travel the world.</p>
<p>I call this:<br />
<strong>The Rube Goldberg Inspired Plans for World Travel in 32 Steps.</strong></p>
<p>Go to school.<br />
Get good grades.<br />
Buy car.<br />
Go to college.<br />
Get tattoo.<br />
Get good grades.<br />
Repeat as needed.<br />
Meet significant other<br />
Get first real job.<br />
Get engaged<br />
Have little wedding<br />
Do everything not to repeat as needed.<br />
Work to save up for vacation/holidays.<br />
Buy house.<br />
Cram 4 week itinerary into 2 weeks of vacation.<br />
Get better job<br />
Have kids.<br />
Regret tattoo.<br />
Advance in your career.<br />
Buy bigger house<br />
Take kids on vacation.<br />
Get braces for kids<br />
Get kids through school.<br />
Give kid car.<br />
Pay to fix said car.<br />
Send kids to college.<br />
Meet kids fiance.<br />
Have big wedding.<br />
Help get kids on their feet.<br />
Meet grandkids.<br />
Retire<br />
Travel the World</p>
<p>Wait a minute!  Is it just me or is that just damn crazy?!?</p>
<p>The sad fact is, for many it&#8217;s fairly actuate.  For those of us that it&#8217;s not, sign up for <a href="http://meetplango.com/">Meet Plan Go</a>.</p>
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		<title>Twitter #travel is like heroine</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 19:25:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not that I&#8217;ve ever done Heroine, I haven&#8217;t. But I seriously, I really don&#8217;t know how anyone gets anything done while they have a twitter client like tweetdeck running. The list of people I follow is still meager, but Twitter is so very ADD for me. It would probably help is I didn&#8217;t have 8 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Not that I&#8217;ve ever done Heroine, I haven&#8217;t.</p>
<p>But I seriously, I really don&#8217;t know how anyone gets anything done while they have a twitter client like tweetdeck running.  The list of people I follow is still meager, but Twitter is so very ADD for me.</p>
<p>It would probably help is I didn&#8217;t have 8 search columns up on my tweekdeck.  You know the usual #travel, #TBEX10, #TNI, mentions, friends, other topics.</p>
<p>Ever time I turn on TweetDeck I loose an afternoon.  There is just so much good information.  Most of the time something else catches my eye before I can even reply to anything.  It doesn&#8217;t take long before I&#8217;m trying to refresh the screen because it&#8217;s not going fast enough.</p>
<p>Ya, ya, ya.  More, more, more.</p>
<p>Maybe I should take it easy on the caffine.</p>
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